I hollered out loud at a few of these. But one in particular struck me as very funny:

13. God

Charges: If your answer to the age-old question of God’s existence is “yes,” your next question should be, “Why is he such a dick?” After three major natural disasters, not to mention the eternal constants of famine, war and disease, to believe in God is to believe either that He enjoys fucking with us, or at best has totally lost interest in the whole “people” thing. Never calls anymore.

Exhibit A: Mosquitoes, Ralph Reed.

Sentence: Forever listening to an unending stream of idiotic, mundane prayers uttered by the dumbest, most inarticulate people in His creation.

Indeed – how can we posit that a god is all loving when it allows hell to break loose on earth. No wonder I’m an atheist.

Some of the other loathsome: Karl Rove, Bill Frist, Barbara Bush, and Sam Alito. See the whole spectacle.