1. Have you had sex with another person in 2007? Have you passed on an opportunity to sex with another person in 2007?
Yes to the first part, same person I’ve had sex with for the past 14 years. No I didn’t pass it up. So there.
2. What is the funniest thing you have ever said or done during sex? (Orgasmic facial expressions do not count.)
I really shouldn’t tell this story, but there is the subject of the lost condom. Fishing it out was entertaining to say the least.
3. What is the first thing you notice about a member of the opposite sex?
Big assumption here. It’s the face. And yes, I’m shallow like that.
4. What is the best pick-up line you have ever heard? Every used? Ever been used on you?
It has been so long that I couldn’t tell you. My favorite line is “Wanna fuck?” Seriously, I’m a believer in the direct approach. Why beat about the bush.
5. Where is the most unique you have ever had sex?
Unique what? Place? Position? Partner? Can’t think of any unique places as I’ve done it pretty much everywhere. Know that Janet Jackson song “Anytime, Anyplace”? That’s me.
Bonus (as in optional): Do you pee in the shower? If so, has any SO known that you pee in the shower? Has any SO peed in the shower?
Ok, first one question per. Yes, I’ve peed in the shower. First of all the shower has a drain and it’s the same drain used for the toilet so what is the big deal. Yes, the SO knows and has done the same.