Month: May 2007

What a week

Got a lot accomplished this week. Rolled out an Ubuntu image for public workstations and a co-worker and I did some troubleshooting on web issue.

Keyron’s family is in for the graduation on Sunday. Today I get home and his brother Chris is at the hospital. They’re thinking stroke but when they explained the symptoms I immediately knew what it was, Bell’s Palsy. I had it once when I was in my 20’s and it’s scary as hell but it’s something you get over with very little after effect.
He also had a drainage tube placed in one of his ears. Here I am going months to find out my eardrum is retracting because of a damned infection and they COULD have put tubes in my ears but no, I have to go to an ENT who’s averse to that.

So tonight I got a little teensy bit drunk. Just a little bit. Three glasses of wine seem to do it for me but I’m still awake and just feeling pretty damned good.

But it got me thinking. I can drink myself into a stupor but pot isn’t legal. What kind of a twisted and fucked up world is that?

It’s that time again kids, TMI Tuesday #81

1. Ideal amount of sex per week?

Hmmm – as if you have to ask. Daily would be good.

2. Ever had an online affair?

Nah – lacks the physical and I’m all about the physical.

3. Are you a member of the mile high club?

Nope. Never had a long enough flight to engage in anything serious.

4. Are you predjudice against any particular group of people?

None at all. I may be a bit misogynistic sometimes but I’m usually pretty reserved about that. It’s just that in my experience, I strongly dislike working for a woman. Maybe it’s because the vast majority of women I’ve worked for have been overcompensating bitches.

5. What constitutes bad sex?

I don’t get off. That’s bad sex.

Bonus (as in optional): Can females ejaculate?

From what I’ve seen around the web, yes they can.

Can you do this? haha

I’m male, and yes I can squirt.