Every now and then I’m moved to answer all the questions in a TMI Tuesday quiz. So here’s this weeks installment.
1. What’s the deal with blue balls?
Never had them myself but when I was a teen a friend of mine did. He wasn’t getting any action and hadn’t figured out that his right hand could be his best friend. The rest of us were either playing with each other or using or hands to have a little fun. So we NEVER had blue balls.
2. What is the hottest vehicular sex scene in a movie?
Shows you how few movies I actually watch that have vehicular sex. I cannot for the life of me think of one instance. Now if we’re talking about porn, that seems to be a recurring theme.
3. Strap-on? yes, no, give, receive?
Why would I need to strap one on when I already have a fully functional unit? Definitely give though.
4. What is the average penis length?
Didn’t Kinsey cover this, I believe it was a range from 5 to 6 inches. That seems about right.
5. How do you stimulate his prostate? Guys, do you like it?
Egad, how could I skip this one. Anyhow since I have an inkling about the anatomy of the male of the species, just stick the old finger up the hershey highway and bend it a little. You’ll feel the prostate bulging against the rectal wall. I’ve never had it done to me so I can’t say whether I like it or not.
Bonus (as in optional): Confession Tuesday… tell me a secret!
I have nothing to confess since I’m a rabid atheist. When you live your life in the open you don’t tend to have many secrets.