1. What did you eat for dinner yesterday?

Chinese food, a poo-poo platter to be precise.

2. How much cash is in your purse/wallet right now?

About $2. I rarely carry cash.

3. What have you done to avoid being flirted with by someone you didn’t like?

I’m pretty direct about these things. I will tell them that I’m not in the least bit interested and that usually works. If it doesn’t it means you have a stalker. Those are harder to get rid of.

4. Do you believe the theory “Once a cheater always a cheater”?

People change. You can be the biggest cheater around and one day wake up and realize what is really important and that’ll be the end of cheating.

5. Describe your sex life in two words.

Damn good! Fucking great! (oops, that’s four words and if you add this fifteen words.)

Bonus (as in optional): Would you/have you ever paid money for sex?

I never have. I guess when I get old and decrepit I might have to part with a little cash for the deed.

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