1. Where was the first place you ever had sex?
Now that one is easy and I seem to think I’ve answered this one already. The basement of my parents house was fully finished and it was my lair so that was the first place at the tender age of 13.
2. Does size matter? (open to interpretation boys and girls)
Well, I’m not a fan of tinymeat. So yes I’d say it matters.
3. Have you ever had sex in your office or your place of employment?
Roger that. And there’s probably still a jizz stain on the floor of the computer room.
4. Ever been skinny dipping?
Yes I have, in the ocean no less.
5. Top or bottom?
Top with occasional forays into bottom territory.
Bonus: Where were you September 11, 2001? What were you doing when you first heard about the twin towers?
I was working at the state AG’s office as the IT Director. I noticed our network bandwidth had gone off the charts, and then ran upstairs to tell the Admin Director about it when I noticed the jet slamming into the first tower on the TV set in her office.
For most of that morning we were all clustered in the offices with TV’s.