1. What is your favorite song to have sex to?
Hmmm, don’t generally have music playing. I do however have a Fuck Tunes playlist. It contains a hell of a lot of Marvin Gaye, particularly “I Want You”, and Janet Jackson’s “Anytime, Anyplace” is in there too. Comes from my days of actually spinning the stuff on WDOM in Providence.
2. What is your vision of hell?
Actually it’s very much like that in Robert Heinlein’s “Job: A Comedy of Justice” which I just re-read recently. Hell isn’t the fire and brimstone place you’re lead to believe, it’s just like earth, right down to the bills. But then I don’t believe there is such a place, nor do I believe it heaven.
So hell was right here and now except I just got some nice six figure news today so it’s not so hellish.
3. In the film made of your life, who will play you?
I’d like to think Brad Pitt but I’m not that pretty.
4. What is the one thing you most urgently need to tell your mom?
That I still love her and wish she were here today.
5. What will be carved onto your tombstone?
Vini, Vidi Vici!
And the bonus: What is your drag name (which would be, first name: the name of your first pet; last name: the name of the street you grew up on)?
Randy Cheshire. But if I take one of my streets I lived on, we get that blast from 80’s gay porn past Randy Sutton.
Of course Randy Sutton is also a police Sergeant with the Las Vegas Metro PD and author.
Yes, old English names for streets. That seems to be popular in the North End and on Federal Hill.