This one doesn’t even deserve the title being translated into Italian.

1. What is your favorite charity? Do you you give your time or just money to that charity?

For the most part anything that has to do with literacy projects. If you can read, you can learn.

2. Describe your bed. What side do you sleep on?

A King size full motion water bed. Yes I know, it’s so 70’s but I can’t sleep on anything else. I generally sleep on the right side. And heated – so winter nights aren’t that cold.

3. How important is a partners kissing ability?

Fairly high up the scale. Kiss me the right way and you’ll find out.

4. Have you ever “taken advantage” of a person under the influence of alcohol? Have you ever been “taken advantage” of while under the influence of alcohol?

Negative on both accounts. I prefer being fully under my faculties when it comes to that kind of thing.

5. Ever tried to replay the famous scene from From Here to Eternity? How was it?

Nope, don’t do movie scene re-enactments.

Bonus (as in optional): What kind of birth control do you use?

Birth control? Condoms. But then I don’t have to worry about knocking some woman up since I’m gay.

BTW, I can tell these questions were written by a woman. They fall completely flat with me.

And is it my imagination or have TMI’s been getting very lame these past couple of months? Almost too tame.