1. With warm weather on the horizon, what outdoor activity are you most looking forward to?
Not having to bundle up like Nanook of the fucking North to go for a walk.
2. Ever found any strange items while Spring cleaning? If so, what?
The odd bit of electronic devices. But other than that nothing truly unusual. But let me warn you, you have never experience pain until you’ve stepped on a 40 pin IC laying pins up and you’ve got nothing but socks on your feet. Ouch!
3. Daylight savings time was this month…what were you doing when you lost an hour?
Surfing the web.
4. What are some weird home remedies that you have tried to cure allergies or seasonal colds?
I’m a great believer in better living through chemistry so I’ll stick to the OTC medications.
5. If you could change the tune of the ice cream truck to any song, which would you change it to and why?
Shake Your Rump to the Funk by the Bar-Kays.
Or maybe Shake Your Groove Thing by Peaches and Herb
But then how about this:
Bonus (optional): What’s your craziest Spring Break memory? Explain.
Never did the spring break thing.