First secure our financial future. Investment and property. But then it’s time to have a little fun – perhaps schedule a few air drops of 1lb packages of bacon throughout the middle east.

This arises from a conversation over the holiday weekend. We were talking about Saudi Arabia, Iran, Iraq, and all those countries and Islam in general. And as we all know, Islam also has a prohibition on pork products too.

So a few aircraft full of it and just drop it all over those countries. Maybe Indonesia too.

Yes, it’s the evil streak in me.