Granted it’s not Saturday but a few days later. My first chance to answer these as I got it from Patently Queer who got it from Rejected Reality.

1. Crazy Sam (the author of this meme) is beyond sick of all things Kardashian! What’s a topic you’re just tired of and don’t want to talk about anymore?
   * The Kardashians – I don’t want to hear another thing about it. In fact celebrity in general annoys me.
   
2. Rod Stewart has been recording for more than 40 years. Do you have any of his music on your iPod/mp3 player?
   * Interestingly I don’t have any of his music in my library.
   
3. Rod Stewart is known for his coif. How much time do you spend on your hair each morning?
   * Wash, dry, gel, 30 seconds!
   
4. Rod’s first child, a daughter, will turn 50 this year. His most recent child, also a daughter, is 2. How close in age are your children? If you don’t have any children, how close in age are you and your siblings? If you don’t have children OR siblings, well, tell us what’s immediately to your left as you respond to this meme. If you don’t have anything to your left … Oh, hell, I give up!
   * No kids, no siblings.
   
5. Which do you prefer — french toast or pancakes?
   * Oh French Toast! I buy the french loaf, cut it into nice thick little pieces, then into the egg batter seasoned with sugar, cinnamon and a little maple syrup. Then into a well buttered pan to cook.
   
6. When was the last time you lost your cool?
   * I grow weary of “parents” pretending to care about their children but abdicating responsibility every chance they get.
7. Crazy Sam once had a pet hamster she named Bart. Have you ever cared for a hamster or a gerbil?
   * Yes in fact I have. I had a hamster once – a little female teddy bear hamster named Tiffany. She was a trip – you’d give her some lettuce and she’d stuff he cheeks with it. Her favorite place was on my shoulder.
   
8. Are you ticklish?
   * Yes I am.
   
9. Ouch! You have a headache! What’s your go-to remedy?
   * Hyrdation!
   

Attributes: Got this from  Rejected Reality.

1. Like the boy in this song, have you ever been in love with someone, but was afraid to tell them?
   * No – I’m sort of like a brick wall in the middle of a highway when you’re doing 80MPH.
   
2. Taylor Swift has been known to write songs about her real-life lovers. If you were to write a song about the most recent person you were romantically involved with, what would the title be?
   *Only You Could Make a Younger Me want to Play Baseball in the Cold, Dark Night.
   
3. Ms. Swift recently turned 23 and has already won VMAs and AMAs and Grammys. What were you doing when you were 23? (If you aren’t 23 yet, where do you see yourself when you hit it?)
   * I was 23 in 1987. I was dating a woman at the time – married her through excess of peer pressure. It all ended in 1988 when I could no longer suppress the attractions I was feeling.
4. When you were a child, did you sleep with a plush toy? (If yes, please include its name in your answer.)
   * Not that I can recall.
   
5. I’m making a Starbucks run. What can I get you?
   *Not a real coffee fiend so maybe a Frappucino.
   
6. It was 60 years ago that Clarence Birdseye first marketed frozen vegetables. Now it’s your turn: Share something you learned recently.
   * That a local church is trying to drive down  a properties value so they can build their heritage museum there.
   
7. In junior high, were you class clown, teacher’s pet, a geek, a jock … or did you just melt into the background?
   * Geek all the way. Computers were my thing.
   
8. Was your most recent ticket for parking illegally or was it a moving violation?
   * Almost a decade ago, in Boston. I ran a red light and got nabbed by a cop.
   
9. Tell us about the last museum you visited.
   * The Boston Museum of Fine Art. When they had the Titian, Tintorento and some other artist exhibition. They had each artists rendition of a Christian scene – St. Jerome in the desert. The interpretations were very far apart, in some Jerome is an old coot, in others a middle aged man, so in essence it only confirmed what I’ve long known; that all of Christianity is based on so much misinterpretation of bullshit.