This is utterly perfect.
I’m not sure I can add much. I can add that I’ve flown into and out of DCA (The other name for that particular airport in D.C. named after that President whose name shall not be spoken in the body of this post!) and find the “Purgatory with a food court” label accurate. And Dulles isn’t much better. Matter of fact neither is Logan in Boston. It’s airport ugly.