I know, I know. It’s Tuesday. I used to always post these by accident days later. Now it’s sort of deliberate.

1. Memorial Day is a day of remembrance but it also signifies the “Official” start of summer. What are your plans this weekend?

• Spent it with friends. Saw the movie Belle – very interesting part of history even if they did take a few liberties with the actual events. Walked around in Newport for a spell too.

2. What is your most and least favorite thing about summer?

• Most is the return of the sun and it’s warmth! I love it! The hotter the better. Really. My least favorite thing would have to be the bugs. Up here in the northeast we get a scaled down version of the seven plagues with regard to bugs. However go as far south as northeastern North Carolina and Southern Virgina and the bugs – holy crap the bugs.

3. What do you think of when I say “Bar-B-Que?”

• I think it’s either a) spelled wrong or b) That variety of North Carolina pulled pork that is fucking awesome!
  

4. What is your favorite summer food?

• The abundance of things like peaches, cherries, etc. And I do love grilled meat.
  

5. Are you is swim suit shape yet?

• Depends on the definition of shape.
  

6. Given the choice, which do you prefer: ocean, lake or pool?

• A Pool please. You couldn’t pay me to swim in the Atlantic.
  

7. Which summer blockbuster movie are you most looking forward to seeing?

• There’s a whole lot of sci-fi and fantasy stuff coming out his summer. I think Hollywood finally figured out they were majorly pissing people off with the remakes.

8. Summer reading: What? Recommendations?

Oh – Matt Taibbi’s new book is awesome – if you want to get really pissed off.

• 9. Vacation Plans? If you can’t, what would you do if you could?

  
  10. Did you ever have to go to summer school?

• Nope – no chance of that. I usually did my screwing around at the beginning of the year not the end. So I had ample time to correct for it.
  

BONUS

Sex on the beach?

• Sand in the crack of ones ass is not a pleasant thing.