it came to me when I bitched out the agent at the UPS depot, refused to identify myself or sign for the package.
One of the things I said to her was “What, do I have to paint the house number in big neon numbers so the driver can find the place?”
So I printed out an 8.5×11 sheet of paper that said:
“Attention UPS Driver”
And I tape it inside the window that faces where the driver pulls in to the business next door. And sure enough I’ve had THREE packages delivered by UPS without issue.
I guess they now know that I’m not fucking around. I expect the packages to be delivered.
But again, I had to go to what I consider extraordinary measure to get those packages delivered.