As a general rule we live by a simple credo. Piss us off and prepare for the world of hell we’re going to unleash on you.
Time and again I’ve told friends this and time and again I’ve had to unleash hell. And don’t do stupid things like not lock your computer or leave your gmail account signed into Chrome. Because we I.T. people know how to search said gmail account for incriminating evidence.
Spewing Truth in the face of Lies 
EXACTLY. We know how to make your life a living hell, simply by deleting one or two files. You’ll never know what happened until the next time you reboot.
Well – there’s alway rmdir in Windows and dd if=/dev/null of=/ in Linux.