That I go on Amazon and order a heavy ass enamel coated dutch oven and under my Prime account and when they say 2 day shipping they really mean 2 days – ordered it Friday evening, it’ll be here tomorrow.

I order a memory upgrade for my laptop on Crucial.com and paid for two day shipping – but UPS doesn’t deliver on Sunday’s so it’ll be three days shipping.

Once again UPS is shit wrapped in chiffon.