Ok – so I’ve been taking the commuter into Boston every day now for close to two years.
Here are some things that make me just slightly lose my mind.
Escalators in south station are wide enough in most cases to accommodate two people standing side by side. But the general rule though a lot of people don’t seem to have gotten the memo is standing traffic to the right, climbing traffic to the left.
And then other escalators, particularly the one from the Red Line north platform – it’s wide enough for a single person. So hit those at a run or face the scorn.
But the thing the drives me nuts – what I call the tuggers. Instead of being able to fit their gear in a backpack, oh perish the thought, they’ve got these semi and hard shelled rolling luggage that they just blindly tug behind them.
And they move at a snails pace. But one yesterday – the next to last escalator before you hit the main concourse at South Station – she stands to the right and her fucking luggage is blocking the left side. But we don’t say anything on the spot, oh no. We just make some noise. She didn’t get the hint.
Then coming back on the commuter I have the headphones on. They pretty much blot out all outside sound but I can hear this tinny Asian language. I slip one headphone off and there’s a girl watching a video on her phone with the volume cranked. That’s incredibly fucking rude. You can get a pair of earphones for under $10.
And granted – going from or toward a commuter train is always fun. Things to do there – don’t speed up then slow down – but then that explains the traffic on the highways around here, one minute you’re doing 80MPH, next you’re down to 45MPH.
And the one that drives me absolutely insane – stop staring down at your smartphone and walk. That’s the real problem.
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these exasperating types of people are collectively called “speed bumpkins”
One of these days I’m just going to run over one and then I’ll call them roadkill.
Hell on London Underground we just push people like that out of the way. Though I have to say I was tapping on my iPhone the other day and a guy leaned forward and said to me “Can I just tell you how frightfully irritating that tapping noise it?” which I thought was a bit over sensitive. Maybe its just me.
Wow – there are times I want to tap on some people’s shoulder and say that they’re annoying the piss out of me.