Here’s how I rank shipping companies:
- USPS – always delivers no questions.
It’s very simple – if it can be left on your porch it gets delivered. If it’s too heavy you go pick it up at your local post office. - Fedex – just like USPS delivers and no bullshit.
I ordered a pair of Reeboks – I note they no longer ship UPS but Fedex instead. Much better. It means I don’t have to go and pitch a fit at the local UPS office. - UPS – They used to say they love logistics, well they love bullshit.
They are Shit Wrapped in Chiffon. That’s the best term I’ve heard for them. And I’ve had some epic dealings with them as detailed in other blog posts. I mean truly epic though my takedown of their presidents office was the pinnacle. It ended with me telling UPS President’s office that they were inept and stupid. It did conclude though with them waiving all signature requests for shipments to me.
Spewing Truth in the face of Lies 
The UPS man in our neck of the woods has lovely legs.
Don’t even know what our UPS guy or Fedex guy looks like. And only this past week did I briefly meet our post man. That’s one of the downsides of the commute. But the money sure is nice.