So today two things that frosted the shit out of me while trying to exit the parking lot a the Market Basket in South Attleboro.

First a guy in a Mercedes Benz (Why is it always Benz people who do bone headed shit) tries to cut me off for the exit lane. Then I get to the top of the exit where you’re about to head onto Route 1A a guy in a fucking Honda comes up on my left and cuts right out in front of me. A Pox upon both drivers. Seriously had I some caltrops I would have thrown them down.

This is why I dread buying a new car, my inner voice says “Buy a beater – hop the engine up. But the more dinged up the better. Because there are far too many assholes on the road.