So this weekend when we went shopping I got a container of blueberries. As we’re coming out of the supermarket the kid who packed the bag had the blueberries at top of the bag and they and a soup I’d bought were ejected out onto the pavement.

So I picked up another package of blueberries up at Trader Joe’s. I just was told they leaped out of the refrigerator onto the floor near the kitty litter box.

Can’t catch a fucking break. No blueberries for me this week I guess.