So on our way up north to pickup our wine order from Scout & Cellar I had a black Mercedes Benz C-Class comes to an utter and complete stop near an exit. I sounded my horn at him. His passenger threw me the middle finger. I threw it back.
Then coming back home on Southbound I-95 I watched another C-Class cut across two lanes of traffic to take one of the Pawtucket, RI exits.
I swear if I had the money I wouldn’t buy a Benz. A BMW is more my style – like an M3 or the X3.
Spewing Truth in the face of Lies 
What’s the difference between a C Class and a porcupine? On a C Class the pricks in the inside.
Ah yes, I remember that one when the referent was a Porsche and a porcupine.