There was a time in my past when I worked for the state that I gave charitable contributions to United Way. No more. Let me explain why – I’m pretty sure I have a job but the deadline set for us is either the 1st or the 15th or who the fuck knows.

So we’ve been calling everywhere. Including United Way 211 twice. As I am wont to say they are as useless as tits on a bull. All we need is a place in the Atlanta area where we can lay our head for a couple weeks. That’s all of our contingency plan. Because you got to have a plan in this land of milk and honey. And a plan on top of the plan, and so on, and so on.