So about a month or so ago I got some anal beads. One was the tame version, the other has 1.5″ balls interspersed with smaller ones. The latter has become my favorite. Just lubricate it and away I go. Fun times.

It’s funny when I was younger I had no interest in adult toys. Now of course I’ve embraced the inner freak.

This all started because of a former resident who had’t switched her address on Amazon. A few toys and dildoes were sent here.

Plus I got some Astroglide but honestly i don’t like water based lubricants. Now I’ve got a pound of Boy Butter. Oh much better.

And on cleaning toys – a little anti-bacterial dish soap does the trick.