So one bit of information gleaned yesterday was the local post office phone number. I’ve been dialing it all day and it just rings roughly 10 times and no answer. You cannot tell me there’s nobody at the local post office. I’ll keep trying tomorrow. From 9am to 1pm .
All to hold them to their promise to deliver a god damned mother fucking package. I keep thinking the nickname for UPS is shit wrapped in chiffon and I’m trying to think of a fitting one for USPS. Maybe Undeliverable Special Package Shitheads.