I’m amused by people like Glenn Beck saying they have 10,000 pastors willing to die to prevent marriage equality in the U.S.

My response to this was that I’d like to help bring on the deaths of those 10,000 bigoted asshole pastors.

But someone had responded to my post on said article with:

“Chuck Hagen: Why does an “All Powerful God” need a Bunch of Lowlifes and Gutter Trash to Fight his Battles for Him???”

Right the fuck on. If their god is so all powerful that they are omnipresent, omnipotent and omniscient then why does said god need all the fuckwits to witness for him/her/it?

That is a simple logical connection there. Because in the Bible it is mentioned that their god has all the above listed qualities. Except it isn’t so. I’m reminded of this wit by Epicurus:

Is God willing to prevent evil, but not able?
Then he is not omnipotent.

Is he able, but not willing?
Then he is malevolent.

Is he both able and willing?
Then whence cometh evil?

Is he neither able nor willing?
Then why call him God?