1. Should guys wear pink?
On some guys it looks very good. On others it doesn’t. I’m one of the latter. So guys can get away with wearing pink. Then again I cannot wear orangey yellow colors. Looks very bad on me.
2. Do you kiss with your eyes open or closed?
Depends on the degree of the kiss. If it’s just a peck type thing eyes open is ok. Anything that involves prolonged sealing of lips, a little tongue, etc. and the old eyes just slam shut. Next thing you know, it’s time for wood.
3. What is the first “non-physical” feature you tend to notice about a person you find attractive?
Sense of humor probably rates as the first thing. If you can’t laugh at the absolute absurdity of life I don’t want to know you.
4. Have you ever showered with someone of the opposite sex?
Yes I have. I’m such a freak. Then again I’m a che^h^h frugal bastard but then I realized, when you shower with a friend chances are it’s going to last longer than it normally does. So what saving is there?
5. Would you rather receive amazing oral sex or have amazing sex?
Oooo – this is a really tough one. Oral sex is pretty damned good. You know the old saying, if I could lick my own balls I’d never leave the house. Well, that should explain it. Another one is the old rhetorical question “Why does a dog lick his balls? Because he can.”
Bonus (as in optional): If you could say anything you wanted anonymously to anyone, without identifying that person, what would you say?
You are a sniveling coward. The lowliest piece of excrement, belay that, the lowliest scum that feeds on excrement.