Category: science

It’s TMI Tuesday Again

1. Have you had sex with another person in 2007? Have you passed on an opportunity to sex with another person in 2007?

Yes to the first part, same person I’ve had sex with for the past 14 years. No I didn’t pass it up. So there.

2. What is the funniest thing you have ever said or done during sex? (Orgasmic facial expressions do not count.)

I really shouldn’t tell this story, but there is the subject of the lost condom. Fishing it out was entertaining to say the least.

3. What is the first thing you notice about a member of the opposite sex?

Big assumption here. It’s the face. And yes, I’m shallow like that.

4. What is the best pick-up line you have ever heard? Every used? Ever been used on you?

It has been so long that I couldn’t tell you. My favorite line is “Wanna fuck?” Seriously, I’m a believer in the direct approach. Why beat about the bush.

5. Where is the most unique you have ever had sex?

Unique what? Place? Position? Partner? Can’t think of any unique places as I’ve done it pretty much everywhere. Know that Janet Jackson song “Anytime, Anyplace”? That’s me.

Bonus (as in optional): Do you pee in the shower? If so, has any SO known that you pee in the shower? Has any SO peed in the shower?


Ok, first one question per. Yes, I’ve peed in the shower. First of all the shower has a drain and it’s the same drain used for the toilet so what is the big deal. Yes, the SO knows and has done the same.

TMI Tuesday #68 is upon us

1. Do you think people in general are too forgiving of or too harsh on promiscuous women? Promiscuous men?

Definitely too forgiving of promiscuous men. After all, a guy who has his a snake pit of his own is known as a stud, whereas a woman who has too many male partners is known as a whore, slut, etc.

2. Suppose you’ve been dating someone for a year, and they’re slowly getting fat. Does this romance have long-term potential?

No it doesn’t. Only a shallow asshole would consider that a reason to ditch someone.

3. If you have five VERY successful dates with someone, are you a couple?

Nope – takes a long time before I consider myself in coupledom. Of course being off the market for oh, 15 years now I can’t really say if I’d be the same next time around.

4. When you have a “toe-curling” orgasm, do your does curl up, or down?

Down – actually it isn’t just toe-curling. How do I put this – contortions would be too mild a word. Total body spasm would be closer to the mark.

5. Can great sex be reason enough to stay in a relationship? (What about just okay sex?)

I don’t think so. There has to be a little bit more there for me to consider it a relationship.

Bonus (as in optional): When you’re unhappy in a relationship, do you treat the other person badly? Examples we’ve tried: causing jealousy, picking fights, withholding sex, getting real quiet.


No – I generally just come out with the fact that I’m unhappy.

TMI Tuesday #67 – My Answers

1. What is a creampie?

Ok – I knew this wasn’t some confection so I had to check it out on Wikipedia. That’s what I love about Wikipedia – no limits. So this is their definition of a creampie. Lets just say it’s as ‘real’ as you can get.

2. Once a cheater, always a cheater. True or false… why?

Not true. People change. Sometimes it is hard to figure out what you want and then you have that epiphany.

3. Where is the female G spot and how do you find it?

Ask a technical question, get a technical answer.
Wikipedia to the rescue once again. The G Spot is actually the Gräfenberg spot, located just behind the pubic bone and surrounds the urethra. You don’t necessarily FIND it per se, you just need to know where it is and that stroking it (With fingers, or penis) either induces the urge to urinate, or during sex, adds to sexual pleasure.

4. Is there a correlation between shoe size and penis size?

Definitely not since our feet continue growing throughout our lifetimes, along with our nose and ears. The one eyed worm and the twins pretty much stay the same but can be influenced by gravity.

5. Can women have wet dreams?

Based on the fact that the technical term is nocturnal emissions, I’d say no. Wet dreams seem to be exclusively a male phenomena.

Bonus (as in optional): Take a wild guess, how many calories are in a man’s average ejaculation?

Considering the average ejaculate is 10ml or roughly two teaspoons, and each of those teaspoons is about 7 calories – you’d get a total of 14 calories. So don’t worry if you thing you’re gaining weight because you swallowed when you should have spit.

It’s TMI Tuesday – Number 66

1) What are three mistakes someone could make on the first date with you that would automatically make you turn down a second date with them?

Boorish behavior without a doubt followed by impetuous behavior, and then self-centered behavior.

2) Pick an animal that best displays your personality. :)

If you could hybridize a pit bull and a house cat that might come close.

3) If your SO stopped having sex with you, how long would you stay?

Sometimes the person is more important than the sex so there’s no telling how long I’d stay.

4) Are you more passive or aggressive when the relationship becomes physical?

Varies. Some times I feel like being aggressive, some times I like to just let it flow.

5) Have you ever been INSIDE a store that sold adult themed toys and videos?


Being that a friend of mine used to work at one, yes I have.

Bonus: What percentage of women do you think are capable of handling being in a “friends with benefits” relationship? How about men?

Ok, I think that 100% of men could handle a friends with benefits relationship. As for women – I’d say that a good portion of them would – at least 50% or more. But I’ve noticed that the attitudes have changed over the years. Women are much more, well, like men with regard to sex. In other words, the chase can go either way.

Animaniacs – Yakko’s Universe

So the Animaniacs tackle cosmology/astronomy. How very nice – The universe is a mind boggling huge place. So huge in fact that we use a little symbol for infinity.

Even our own Milky Way is huge.

Ok, light travels at 3×10^8 m/sec. Do the conversion to miles yourself.

Anyhow – the nearest galaxy is what, Andromeda 2 million light years away from the Milky Way Galaxy which is about 80,000 to 100,000 light-years in diameter, about 250,000 to 300,000 light-years in circumference, and outside the Galactic core, about 1,000 light-years in thickness.

Even traveling at the speed of light it’d take 80,000-100,000 YEARS to traverse from the middle to edge of the Milky Way Galaxy.

Lets say we manage to get to half the speed of light. To traverse the thickness of the bulge in the Milky Way would take 2,000 years.

Anyways, here’s Yakko giving us a comical but technically accurate rendering of the galaxy and universe.

And then of course that was based on this Monty Python skit:

Dolphins can name themselves

For anyone who may have read “So Long and Thanks for all the Fish” by Douglas Adams this makes perfect sense.

Seems its thought that bottle nose dolphins name themselves.

Dolphins have also been known to get a little amorous with humans. It’s said that you don’t want the attention of a male dolphin because it might very well kill you. They’re social creatures just like humans.

And with what we’ve learned about the antics of cephalapods as of late, including some rather interesting video, I’d say we may not be the only intelligent species on the planet.