Category: TMI Tuesday

TMI Tuesday (#64)

1. Saddam Hussein – How would you have executed him? Cut off his balls? Cut off his dick? Other?

I’d use that biblical goodie, stoning.

2. How would you rate your kinkiness level? Rated G? Rated PG? Rated R? Rated X? Details! This is suppose to be TMI! Tell me!!!

Probably PG – relatively mild stuff. Cuffs, feathers, things like that.

3. Ever stolen something from someone? What was it? or… What would you like to steal?

Conditions of my release preclude me from naming names or divulging details. Lets just say it was titilating. Just kidding. In reality you could put it this way, as a kid I had full protection from prosecution. One of the benefits of being the kid of a mobster I suppose. But once I turned eighteen I went on the straight and narrow.

4. Do you have a favorite porn star? Gimmie a link!

I wouldn’t even know who any of the current batch happen to be.

5. Death comes in 3 – James Brown, Gerald Ford… who’s next?

Tough one, maybe Little Richard.

Bonus (as in optional): New Year, New Beginnings – What is your New Year’s Resolution? Did you bring the new year in with a bang?

Yes, I resolve to not want to kill anyone as often as I did in 2006. Depends on what you mean by bang. The Mo√ęt was pretty good.

Where were these videos when I was a kid?

This is just too funny. The good doctor gives a variety of techniques for communing with oneself, aka masturbation.

What I’d like to know is where the hell were these videos when I was a kid. I mean, we could have benefit immensely but I’m sure we all developed our own techniques, didn’t we?

In my time computers were strictly text based and in most cases on white on black, or green on black, or amber on black. You could do ASCII art but it wasn’t conducive to video. The of course a couple years later the first IBM PC’s came around with VGA. The only thing that hadn’t caught up was network speeds. I remember transferring a 1MB file via a 2400bps modem. That was when I found out that the phone company does their maintenance at around 2AM. Remember XMODEM? Yes, this was before ZMODEM came around.

Anyhow, here’s the video. Enjoy!

One thing I do note is the PVC technique. Considering that PVC didn’t really get going until 1960 or so, and widespread use didn’t happen until the late 60’s, it’s a pretty safe bet that this is in fact a parody video.

TMI Tuesday

Uncle Polt turned me on to TMI Tuesdays so here is my first stab at it.

1. What is your all-time favorite gift (whether given or received by you)? Had to be my very first computer, a TRS-80 Model 1 Level 1 that over its life got expanded to Level II 16K, then the Expansion Interface (EI) which boosted memory to 48K, disk drives that stored a whopping 80K, voice synthesizer and voice recognition module.

2. Where was the first place you ever passionately kissed? On the Providence College campus. Right near Joseph Hall as a matter of fact. The campus was close to my house and and midway between my first love and I.

3. Where was the first place you ever had sex? My parents place, see below.

4. Have you ever had sex in your parent’s home? Yes as a matter of fact. The finished basement was my lair and it saw some good times.

5. Have you ever met anyone in person that you met via your blog? No
Have you ever kissed anyone you met via your blog? No
Have you ever done more? No