Tag: idiots

White Supremacists, Neo-Nazi’s et al – they’re all nuts

I came across this video on Digg.

First of all the spokesman for the alt-right – one Christopher Cantwell is certifiably insane. There’s a portion of the video when he talks about Trayvon Martin, and a few other black men who were murdered by police. He says they were and I’m paraphrasing, animals. When the interviewer brings up the Oklahoma City bombing, Dylan Roof etc he tries to downplay their acts.

And I note a lot of anti-Semitism in that group too. Someone like me would probably make their heads explode. Plus I’m gay and pretty left liberal. So that would make me a big old target.

And these White Supremacist pukes are coming to Boston. I’m debating whether to go and can I get a 500W LASER in time to inflict some damage on the bigoted fuckers. Just slice them in half. Or blind them. Just load it in a van, say a Ford Connect and just drive down the road slicing and dicing.

But then the old frontal lobe took over instead what I’d like to do is make enough money to buy a few hundred thousand DNA tests. And then run it on those White Supremacist assholes. Now a bunch would likely test out lily white, but I bet a fair number might pop up with some African, Jewish, etc. ancestry. I was surprised to see I had Ashkenazi ancestry myself along with European ancestry. But I’d love to see the looks on some of their faces when they find out their ancestry has either African or Jewish patterns. I would be laughing my ass off were that the case.

Truthspew’s Rules for Human Behavior Part I

So this evening a thought occurred to me. It was watching what I plainly consider the idiotic behavior of shoppers in a suburban Trader Joe’s that it came to me.

Rule #1: While in a market of any type where there are lots of people it’s good to check your six, and your three and your nine while you’re at it. If this doesn’t make sense to you imagine a clock face where twelve is directly ahead, six is directly behind you, nine to your left, three to your right. In other words be aware of your surroundings.

Rule#2: If you’re going to pay cash, learn how to count out the bills quickly. Standing behind you while you have to s-l-o-w-l-y count out $174.25 in cash and coin gets pretty annoying. I will say my skill with cash comes from years ago, working in a CVS store that took utility payments. I’d handle up to $100,000 in cash daily. So it had to be counted quickly and accurately.

A corollary 1 to rule 2 is that if you’re using a credit or debit card, be at least familiar with how to orient the card so the terminal can read it, and nimble enough to punch out your PIN.

Now for corollary 2 to rule 2 – this is on the manufacturers of said credit/debit terminals. Standardize your interfaces.

Rule #3: Driving – apply the concepts in rule 1

A corollary to rule 3 is that you need to look around you. Seriously walking around in a funk or being oblivious is no way to go through life.

Check back for more – I’m sure I’ll observe some other silly human behaviors and produce new rules for those situations too.

Cosmos: The Religious Zealots chime in

So I had sort of alluded to this in my post on the reboot of Cosmos, hosted by Dr. Neil DeGrasse Tyson.

Seems the religious morons, true to my experience with them, well they aren’t pleased.

My favorites of the idiot fringe represented on the link above:

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Actually I beg to differ. The moon was formed in a cataclysmic event billions of years ago. In fact there are pieces of regolith in State Houses all across the United States. Go and visit yours – we’ve been to the moon, we’ve sent geologists there. We know how it came to be and your God had nothing to do with it.

Next up:

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First the nitwit above starts off with a ding against the President. Nothing unusual here – just the normal bigoted, racist fuckwit posting how his Jeebus is going to return. But when. Probably never as he’s as fictitious as God and the gods that preceded.

Now this next one, it just reeks of anti-intellectualism:

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I don’t know where to start with that one. That he knows the Big Bang theory and the differences between it and say the Biblical version – which is summed up thusly:

Neil deGrasse Tyson on Corruption

This is fantastic.

Now the talk show host makes a good point, just put em’ all on a spacecraft with no food, water etc.

But why expend the energy to fire them into a black hole. Granted the spaghettification would be spectacular.

You know at one time I just wanted to get them all in one place, say a stadium in butt fuck America. And then drop a 10 megaton nuke on it. Make them go from solid to gaseous in micro or nano seconds. But then it occurred to me, why not do what the Golgafrinchams did. First spread the rumor that a giant earworm is coming to eat the Earth. Then build stellar spacecraft and pack them all on it saying that they are the future of the human race on another planet. Program the ship to crash directly into the sun.

Note the themes in that paragraph – into the sun, certain doom, etc. They come directly from the Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy. Come to think of it, we could do pay-per-view of the event and wipe out the national debt in the process.

New ‘film’ Criminalizing Christianity

You have to watch this first. It’s eight minutes of the most retarded reasoning you’ve ever heard. And it has the notables like Rand Paul, Gordon Klingenschmidt, Janet Porter, Harry Jackson, Brian Camenker et al.

First of all let me say if their big deal is abortion why do they harp on homosexuality so much?

Let’s tackle the abortion thing and their heartbeat law they want to pass. If you put cardiac cells in a nutrient solution and bring them to a certain temperature guess what happens. The cells start beating.

Now onto the Biblical claims. First Abortion – the only referent I can find in a Bible is the Sin of Onan. Nicely parodied in this clip:

Yeah – and as to¬† Judaism, Christianity and even Islam here’s something to chew on:

It’s asserted in the Bible that after Cain slew Abel, Cain was marked and had to leave the Garden of Eden and go east to the land of Nod. There he found a wife. But the thing is, if his wife was there so were OTHER people.

And think about it, one breeding pair among dozens or possibly hundreds. Which means that we’re all descended from those OTHER people in Nod. And the entire concept of original sin doesn’t apply. It also means that the Judeo-Christian religious traditions are built on statistically flawed grounds or if you prefer the more common vernacular, they pulled it straight out of their own asses.

If you want to read for yourself I’ll quote a bit out of Genesis Chapter 4 here:

4:16 And Cain went out from the presence of the LORD, and dwelt in the land of Nod, on the east of Eden.

4:17 And Cain knew his wife; and she conceived, and bare Enoch: and he builded a city, and called the name of the city, after the name of his son, Enoch.

So who was Cain’s wife – note that they never bother to give her a name!

RI Division of Taxation must be a mess

So a while back I had gotten a notice that I owed $1,700 in tax to the state of Rhode Island. I figured fine, I’ll just let them yank a couple years returns of $700 to $800 and pay the remainder.

Now I filed my 2010 taxes and was owed close to $900. But get this they didn’t apply it against my owed tax. And they didn’t refund it either. Plus, one other tactic the state uses is to snatch your federal return. But I got a full federal return.

Based on this I begin to smell something extremely rotten. Because you see if even the IRS isn’t collecting back tax for RI now, it means RI’s system has some very serious problems.

Today I get a letter in the mail about RI’s Tax Amnesty and how I can pay $438 less and settle the matter.

I have some words for Division of Taxation. Two words to be precise, FUCK YOU. You don’t what you are doing.

My license is valid for four years – and as far as registrations go I don’t own a car. There is also a high probability that I will leave this crooked little state within that four years.

Perhaps I’ll just hire an attorney and sue the state. That would be fun.

But better yet – if I leave the state entirely. I’ll build my little real estate empire here and then I can live ANYWHERE I want. At the 24 unit mark I don’t have to work a full time job anymore. And we start moving into the lower levels of “fuck you” money at approximately twice that. And my goal – when this is all done at a minimum 100 units, maybe 150. I really want to build this.