So this company, Data Dog HQ has been emailing and calling me at work. Now they hold themselves out as a Cloud Monitoring as a Service. Monitoring for what I asked – did they know what SEIM was. It stands for Security Information and Event Management.

But they didn’t know what that was. Most recently a representative from the company emailed me. I shot back to her that since she admitted she didn’t know what SEIM was – I sent back a nasty-gram telling her to cease all contact by email and phone and to go lookup the acronym SEIM. After all a cloud monitoring company should know what that is.